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"Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real." – Jules Verne

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"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not
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"When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt." – Henry J. Kaiser

Thousands of words assembled in cunning combinations by
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195 Individual Writers, 260 Attributed Quotes,
67 Anonymous Sayings, 25 Factoids, and 10 Poems
on more than a hundred incredibly readable sheets
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"People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them
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