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Quips and Quotations
Introducing: Virtual Electronic Toilet Paper
Cool Quotations, Witty Sayings, Fascinating Facts,
Famous Last Words, Goofy Oxymorons, and much more...
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Amazing but TRUE
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question
which divides us is whether it is crazy enough."
– Niels Bohr

“Quotable Toilet Paper”

"Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real." – Jules Verne

Yes, somebody actually thought this would be a good idea, so
it has finally HAPPENED

"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not
an idea whose time has come."
– Victor Hugo

Here's a random sample of the hundreds of first-rate
thought-provoking gems you'll find in "QTP"

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"When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt." – Henry J. Kaiser

Thousands of words assembled in cunning combinations by
famously overqualified experts... from Aristotle to Zappa

Adams, Joey
Agnew, Spiro
Allen, Agnes
Allen, Woody
Armstrong, Neil

Neil Armstrong

Ash, Mary Kay
Augustine, St.

Bacon, Francis
Baitaillon, Jean
Barrie, Sir James Matthew
Beethoven, Ludwig van
Berle, Milton
Berra, Yogi
Block, Arthur
Bohr, Niels
Bok, Derek
Bombeck, Erma
Erma Bombeck
Bono, Sonny
Bradbury, Ray
Braque, George
Braun, Wernher von
Brown, Larry
Brown, Rita Mae
Browning, Robert
Broyard, Anatole
Buren, Abigail Van
Butler, Samuel

Caesar, Julius
Cage, John
Calvino, Italo
Campbell, Joseph
Carlin, George
George Carlin

Chesterton, G.K.
Churchill, Winston
Clarke, Arthur C.
Cocteau, Jean
Collins, John Churton
Comins, David H.
Congreve, William
Cooke, Alistair
Crusoe, Robinson

Dante Alighieri
Davis, Geena
De Forest, Lee
Dickens, Charles
Dillard, Annie
Dixon, Jeane
Doan, Eleanor
Dotto, Dave Del
Doyle, Arthur Conan

Arthur Conan Doyle

Drew, Elizabeth
Durant, Will
Durocher, Leo
Durrel, Lawrence
Einstein, Albert
Albert Einstein
Eliot, T.S.
Ellis, Havelock
Ewing, Sam

Fairbanks, Douglas, Sr.
Fields, W.C.

W.C. Fields
Forbes, Malcom
Ford, Henry
France, Anatole
Franklin, Benjamin
Freud, Sigmund
Frost, Robert
Fuller, R. Buckminster

Gabor, Dr. Dennis
Gandhi, Mohandas K.
Mohandas K. Ghandi
Gilbert, Paul H.
Ginsberg, Allen
Giraudoux, Jean
Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von
Goldsmith, Oliver
Goldwyn, Samuel
Graham, Billy
Grossup, Lee

Hale, Nathan
Hawking, Stephen
Stephen Hawking
Hazlitt, William
Heinlein, Robert
Hemingway, Ernest
Hesse, Hermann
Heyerdahl, Thor
Hind, James
Hitler, Adolph
Hodgson, Ralph
Hope, Bob
Hugo, Victor
Hurak, Sol
Huxley, Aldous
Huxley, T.H.

James, Henry
Jones, Rickie Lee

Rickie Lee Jones
Jones, Thomas F., Jr.
Jordan, David Starr

Kafka, Franz
Kaiser, Henry J.

Kennedy, John
Kennedy, Leo

Kirk, Captain James
Captain James T. Kirk
Koestler, Arthur
Kroetz, Franz Xavier

Land, Edwin H.
Landers, Ann
Larson, Doug
Lawrence, D.H.
Leahy, Admiral William D.
Lennon, John

John Lennon
Levant, Oscar
Lombardi, Vince
Longfellow, Henry Wadsworth
Loos, Anita
Lorenz, Konrad
Luther, Martin

Macaulay, Thomas Babinton
MacDonald, John D.
Machado, Antonio
Machiavelli, Niccoló
MacKay, Harvey
Marx, Groucho
Marx, Karl
Maugham, William Somerset
McMurtry, Larry
Mencken, H.L.
Midler, Bette
Millay, Edna St. Vincent

Edna St. Vincent Millay
Mitchell, Margaret
Muir, John

Newton, Sir Isaac
Niblack, Griff
Nietzche, Friedrich
Nimeth, Albert J.
Nimoy, Leonard
Noonan, Peggy

Peggy Noonan

Osler, Sir William

Parker, Dorothy
Paulsen, Pat
Pearson, Maryon
Peter, Laurence J.
Piggy, Miss

Miss Piggy
Planck, Max

Randall, Stanley J.
Robbins, Tom
Rockne, Knute

Rogers, Will
Will Rogers

Ross, Don
Russell, Bertrand

Sagan, Carl
Salk, Dr. Jonas
Sanctis, Francesco de
Sandburg, Carl
Santayana, George
Sartre, Jean-Paul
Seneca, Lucius Annaeus
Shakespeare, William
Shaw, George Bernard
Shields, Brooke

Brooke Shields
Sills, Beverly
Sinatra, Frank
Singer, Isaac Bashevis
Skinner, B.F.
Spooner, Reverend
Steinbeck, John
Stoppard, Tom
Symonds, Sir William

Thatcher, Margaret
Thompson, Hunter S.
Tomlin, Lily
Trudeau, Garry
Tucker, Sophie
Twain, Mark

Mark Twain
Valéry, Paul
Verne, Jules
Vidal, Gore
Vinci, Leonardo da
Vonnegut, Kurt

Kurt Vonnegutr
Ward, William Arthur
Wells, H.G.
West, Mae

Mae West
Whitman, Walt
Wilde, Oscar
Wilson, Woodrow
Wright, Steven

Zappa, Frank
Frank Zappa

195 Individual Writers, 260 Attributed Quotes,
67 Anonymous Sayings, 25 Factoids, and 10 Poems
on more than a hundred incredibly readable sheets

...it's really just a PDF, but it's a very loooong PDF...

"People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them
Benjamin Franklin said it first."
– David H. Comins

Here's What You Can Do With It

Cheat Sheet
Read and enjoy. Then memorize your favorites -- or jot them down on a cheat sheet -- and work them into casual conversations. People will think you are brilliant and scholarly. Also, it's a great way to avoid those awkward moments during a first date.

Use your PDF text tool to select relevant quotes, then copy and paste them into your emails or blogs to make your content instantly fascinating, intelligent and memorable.

Buy it once, then freely send it to your friends and family as a cool, unique present that keeps on giving. QTP will provide many fun-filled, stimulating hours of enjoyment.

Amaze and amuse your house guests. Just insert a blank roll of bathroom tissue into your printer, and -- WAIT. Don't do that. It would probably wreck your machine...

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." – Bertrand Russell

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"Always do right. This will gratify some people,
and astonish the rest."
– Mark Twain

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Quotable Toilet Paper
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I read your QuoteSource in one sitting -- it took me over an hour. When I was supposed to be writing a webpage which I never got round to being too absorbed in reading the quotes.

There are some really great quotes in there for sure. Thought provoking stuff indeed -- it's an enjoyable read.
-- Nigel Clarke

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